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 Disgraced golfing champ Tiger Woods apologized profusely to his wife Elin Nordegren-Woods, his mother and his children for his self described “irresponsible behavior”. Speaking before a room of handpicked journalists at a country club in Windemere, Florida, Woods said his wife Elin never hit him the day before Thanksgiving, and there has never been an instance of domestic violence in his home. “I understand that people want to know if Elin and I will remain together… but it is a matter between Elin and me,” he said. Woods also asked the paparazzi to stop pursuing his two-year-old daughter and wife around Orlando. He expressed a renewed interest in Buddhism, his religious faith, and he denied a reliance on performance enhancing drugs. Woods said he would return to the so-called sex rehab therapy tomorrow. He said he didn’t know when he would return to golfing and he couldn’t rule out returning to the links this year. He also thanked his fans, the PGA director, the players and his friends for their support and for believing in him. Woods begged his fans to find room in their hearts to, “one day believe in me again.” He did not take any questions from the assembled media.

1st off, is it really this Serious? They say Money rule the world! I disagree, I truly believe SEX Rules the world! All this shit, Tiger Woods is going through over a few cum shots! Luckily, he didn’t get any of these hoes pregnant! Secondly, Tiger Woods is such a Punk ass bitch! Tiger Man up Nigga & keep these hoes in Check, real talk! &, folks kill me as if Tiger isn’t doing something that 90% of the world is doing, CHEATING! All Men Cheat, Well Most Men! But hey, Tiger got Caught, Hey Shit Happens! He didnt kill no1 0r Rape Lil Kids or anything! He fucked up fucking a Few Hoes, give the Fucking dude a Break man! These Hoes knew, what the Fuck was going on! They all just looking for therr Big Break right Now! But any way, Star from “THE STAR & BUC WILD SHOW” made me realize something you know, while I was on his show yesterday! Put it like this, do you guys think his wife Elin straps on & Fucks Tiger in his ass, it was just a Theory hunny! Mhmmmm, Tiger look as if he doesn’t mind, his booty Played with!

Oh Fanny, Just go to the Next Story!

4 responses »

  1. Tazzie says:

    I am Tiqer Woods, Yuu knoe I am knoe qood.(sike nahh). Everybody be biq pimpinq , why dhey makinq a biq deal over himm cheatinq wit like 20 ladies.? Wat about Huqh Hefner he is like 80 and have 100 qurls a niqht.

  2. Nake says:

    They act like the President was speaking. TOTAL BULLSHIT! Who cares about his personal life? WE sure as hell don’t. It’s not like he would check for us anyway.

  3. Bambi says:

    Lols i only read what you had to say about toger idc for him or what he had to say he cheated on his wife not me & you rite bimbo he does look like he’ll let her fuck him in the ass lols

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